Ultimate Waifu

A Discord Waifu Dating Sim
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Welcome to

Ultimate Waifu

Ultimate Waifu is a Discord dating sim where you can romance your own Waifu!

Take her on dates, run errands, train with her and buy her gifts to level your way up to Mythical Lovers.

Once you have enough cash, try your luck at Gacha for some rare boosts.

Maintain your relationship to increase Relationship Points to level up your Waifu for battles!

You must have a Discord account to join & play.

Enjoy~

Get Started

🔰 Get Started

  • !get
    Add a new waifu to your profile.
    ⏳ Cooldown: 15 minutes after using !leave.
  • !leave
    End your relationship with your waifu.
    💔 Your waifu will leave if their happiness drops to zero!

⚙️ Game Mechanics

  • Happiness:
    Drops daily and can be replenished through Relationship Actions.
  • Upkeep:
    Increases daily; keep performing actions to avoid waifu leaving.
  • Cooldowns:
    Vary between game options.
  • Relationship Levels:
    Earn points to unlock higher levels and activities.

📝 Helpful Tips

  • Maintain happiness to keep your waifu content.
  • Build relationship points to unlock advanced actions.
  • Participate in random events to earn extra rewards.
  • Do !work daily to earn more money.
  • Save up for gifts and boosts for your waifu.

💌 Relationship Levels

Relationship Points: 0
Level: Strangers

Relationship Points: 200
Level: Acquaintances

Relationship Points: 500
Level: Friends

Relationship Points: 1000
Level: Close Friends

Relationship Points: 2000
Level: Best Friends

Relationship Points: 3000
Level: Companions

Relationship Points: 4000
Level: Confidants

Relationship Points: 6000
Level: Crush

Relationship Points: 8000
Level: New Couple

Relationship Points: 10000
Level: Steady Relationship

Relationship Points: 12000
Level: Soulmates

Relationship Points: 15000
Level: Engaged

Relationship Points: 18000
Level: Newlyweds

Relationship Points: 22000
Level: Married

There are 5 more levels to discover!

General

ℹ️ General

  • !p / !profile
    See the current overall profile of your relationship.
  • !h / !happiness
    See a mini profile of your relationship level & happiness.
  • !lvl / !level
    See the current levels of your relationship.
  • !photo
    See a full size image of your current waifu
  • !rp
    Check your current relationship level.
  • !wp
    Check your battle power ATK & DEF.

 

  • !datingadvice / !da
    Get some dating advice and tips.
  • !selfcare / !sc
    Get some advice on mental and physical self care.
Statistics

📊 View Stats

  • !profile
    View your waifu’s overall status, including happiness, relationship points & more.
  • !points
    See the top 5 players with the most relationship points.
  • !rel
    Lists players in the top 5 highest relationship levels.
  • !rich
    Check the top 5 richest players.
  • !low
    Check the top 5 lowest happiness players.
Economy

💰 Money

  • !daily
    Claim a daily reward of $200–$800.
    ⏳ Cooldown: 24 hours.
  • !work
    Earn $100–$400 by going to work.
    ⏳ Cooldown: 12 hours.
  • !cash
    Check your current cash balance.

🏦 Banking

  • !cash
    Check your current cash balance.

  • !bank
    Check your bank account balance.

  • !deposit <amount|all|half> or !dep <amount|all|half>
    Deposit money from your cash into your bank account.

  • !withdraw <amount|all|half> or !with <amount|all|half>
    Withdraw money from your bank account to your cash.

  • !wire @user <amount>
    Send cash to another player instantly.

  • !rob @user
    Attempt to rob another player (low chance of success).

  • !givecash @user <amount>
    Give cash to any user. (Owner only)

  • !bhelp
    Show a list of all bank commands.

Relationship Actions

🎮 Relationship Actions

Each action has a 15-minute cooldown.

Unlock new moments as your relationship deepens!

Available Actions

💬 !chat– Have a conversation with your waifu.
(Available at Level 0: Strangers-Acquaintances)

🥪 !lunch – Share a meal together, chat and bond.
(Available at Level 0: Strangers-Acquaintances)

🌳 !park – Go for a walk in the park.
(Available at Level 0: Strangers-Acquaintances)

🙏 !comp – Give her a compliment.
(Available at Level 0: Strangers-Acquaintances)

📺 !tv – Watch a show together.
(Available at Level 500: Friends)

🚶‍♂️ !walk – Take a stroll through town.
(Available at Level 1000: Close Friends)

🎬 !movie – Go on a movie date, complete with popcorn and fun.
(Available at Level 2000: Besties)

📚 !study – Do homework or study together, compete, tease & bond.
(Available at Level 3000: Study Buddies)

🏪 !store – Go shopping and run errands together.
(Available at Level 4000: Shopping Pals)

🏡 !home – She invites you to her place for the first time.
(Available at Level 6000: Crush)

🍳 !cook – Cook a meal together in her kitchen (and make a mess).
(Available at Level 9000: Lover)

🤗 !cuddle – Get extra close and comfy on the couch or bed.
(Available at Level 10,000: Steady Relationship)

♨️ !onsen – Visit a hot spring together for playful, flirty relaxation.
(Available at Level 11,000: Intimate Partners)

💆 !massage – Give (and get) a cheeky, suggestive massage.
(Available at Level 12,000: Soulmates)

💕 !dating – Go on a full traditional date and see what happens.
(Available at Level 15,000: Engaged)

💋 !kiss – Share a kiss, maybe in the rain or after a movie.
(Available at Level 15,000: Engaged)

🔥 !romance – Get hot and heavy, make out and tangle up together.
(Available at Level 18,000: Newlyweds)

❤️ ![hidden] – Experience full intimacy for the first time.
(Available at Level 22,000: Married)

Additional Actions

🏋️ Training

Get active with your waifu by participating in fun fitness challenges! These activities are a great way to stay fit and bond with your waifu while earning rewards in the game.

Available Actions
💪 !t situps – Perform Sit-Ups
🤸 !t pushups – Perform Push-Ups
🕺 !t starjumps – Perform Star Jumps
🦵 !t lunges – Perform Lunges
🏋️ !t squats – Perform Squats
🧘 !t plank – Perform Plank
🔥 !t burpees – Perform Burpees
You can also use !t or !training to access these.
!t or !training works for these.

 

🛠️ Errands

Errands provide small happiness boosts and relationship points with a 5-minute cooldown.

Use !errands or !e to see the full list of errands.

Available Actions

🛒 !e store – Buy groceries for a meal.
🧺 !e laundry – Do some laundry together.
🌱 !e garden – Tend to the plants.
🐱 !e cat – Feed a stray cat.
🪴 !e plants – Water the plants.
📬 !e mail – Get the mail, including a sweet letter.
🚪 !e fix – Fix that squeaky door.
🚗 !e wash – Wash the car together.
🧹 !e tidy – Tidy up around the house.

 

🎨 Art

Start Activity
Use !a <activity> to begin. Example: !a paint

Available Actions

🎨 !a paint – Painting
🖋 !a write – Creative writing
🗿 !a sculpt – Sculpting
🧶 !a knit – Knitting
📒 !a scrapbook – Scrapbooking
📸 !a photo – Photography

 

🧹 Chores

Perform simple household tasks to boost happiness and possibly find hidden cash!
Each action has a 5-minute cooldown.

Available Actions

🍽️ !ch dishes – Wash the dishes.
🧹 !ch mop – Mop the floor.
🚮 !ch trash – Take out the trash.
🧺 !ch laundry – Fold the laundry.
🪟 !ch windows – Clean the windows.
🪶 !ch dust – Dust the shelves.

Battles

⚔️ Battles

!battle, or !b
Initiate a battle request to another user.

!accept
Accept a pending battle request.
!reject
Reject a pending battle request.

Note: You have 30 seconds to accept/reject and take your turns.

!attack
Attack your opponent during your turn in an active battle. Deals damage based on your waifu’s attack stats.

!defend
Defend against your opponent’s attack during their turn in an active battle. Reduces incoming damage based on your waifu’s defense stats.

!wp
Check your Waifu’s current Attack and Defense.

!practise / !prac
Train your Waifu to increase her Attack and Defense.

!btop
See the list of the top 5 battle fighters.

Shop

🛍️ Shop

Buy items to boost happiness and relationship points.

Use !shop to open the menu.

Gift Shop (!shop gifts)

  • 🧸 Teddy – Cost: $50 | Happiness: +10%
  • 🌺 Flowers – Cost: $100 | Happiness: +20%
  • 🍰 Cake – Cost: $200 | Happiness: +30%
  • 💎 Perfume – Cost: $300 | Happiness: +40%
  • 🍫 Chocolates – Cost: $400 | Happiness: +50%

Boost Shop (!shop boosts)

  • ✨ Charm – Cost: $500 | Points: +10
  • 🌟 Aura – Cost: $1000 | Points: +20
  • 🕊️ Blessing – Cost: $1500 | Points: +30
  • 🎯 Focus – Cost: $2000 | Points: +40
  • 👑 Crown – Cost: $3000 | Points: +50

Purchase Items

Use !buy <itemname> to purchase an item.

Use !give <itemname> to give it to your Waifu.

Gacha

🎲 Gacha

  • !gacha / !g
    Spend 20% of your cash (minimum $500) to pull an item from the Gacha pool.
  • Each item has a rarity tier with different drop rates.
  • !backpack / !bp
    View your collection of items obtained from Gacha pulls.
  • !use
    Use an item from your backpack to boost relationship points with your waifu.
  • Each rarity tier provides a different amount of points

There are 100 items to pull from gacha, each giving a relationship points boost.

Fishing

🎣 Fishing

🛍️ Tackle Shop
Use !fshop to see rods and baits. Buy rods or multiple baits with !fshop buy.
🎣 Fish
Use !fish to try your luck at catching fish.
🪝 Gear
Use !gear to view your rod and bait.
🐟 Inventory
Use !inv to see all the fish you’ve caught so far.
💸 Sell
Use !sellfish to sell all your fish for cash instantly.
Crime

👮‍♀️ Crime

📋 Crime List
Use !crimes to see every available crime.

💸 Commit Crime
Use !crime <name> to attempt a crime. Example: !crime steal.

⛓️ Jail Status
Use of high-risk crimes may land you in jail for 2–3 minutes.

🔓 Jailbreak
Use !jb or !jailbreak to try escaping jail (1-in-3 chance).

🧮 Risk & Reward
Harder crimes have higher payouts and a greater chance of jail.

🗒️ Crime Triggers
Use one of these with !crime to attempt it:
steal, mug, shoplift, scam,
fraud, robbery, carjack,
hack, stones, heist

Example: !crime carjack to attempt stealing a car.

Mining

⛏️ Mining

🛠️ Buy Pickaxe
Use !buypick to purchase a basic pickaxe required for mining.

⛏️ Mine
Use !mine to dig for valuable gems. One attempt every 2 minutes.

💥 Break Chance
Pickaxes have a 1-in-20 chance of breaking during a mine.

📦 Inventory
Use !geminv to see all the gems you’ve collected so far.

💰 Sell
Use !sellgems to instantly sell your collected gems for cash.

💎 Gem Types
You can discover:
Quartz ($100), Topaz ($200), Sapphire ($300), Emerald ($400), Ruby ($500)
Rarer gems are harder to find but worth more.

Pets

🐾 Pets

Adopt and care for a virtual pet.

Each pet has Hunger, Thirst, and Tiredness that drop randomly over time.

If any stat reaches 0, the pet runs away. 😢

💡 How It Works

  • Use !pet to adopt a random pet.
  • Each stat drops every 2 hours by a random amount.
  • Keep your pet healthy using care commands, each costing $100.
  • Check your pet’s current condition with !petstatus or !ps.

🛠️ Commands

  • 🎁 !pet – Adopt a new pet (random type: 🐶, 🐱, 🐰, etc.)
  • 📊 !petstatus / !ps – View your pet’s Hunger, Thirst, and Tiredness
  • 🍖 !feed – Feed your pet ($100)
  • 🧃 !water – Give water to your pet ($100)
  • 😴 !rest – Let your pet rest ($100)
  • 📘 !phelp – Show all pet-related commands and instructions
  • 🗑️ !delpet– Get rid of your current pet 🙁
  • ⚽ !pat !speak !play with your pet.
Stockmarket

📈 Stocks

📊 Stock Prices
Use !stocks to view the current prices of all companies.

💵 Invest
Use !invest <symbol> <amount> to buy shares. Example: !invest alp 1000.

💼 Portfolio
Use !portfolio (or !port) to see your holdings and profit/loss.

📉 Sell
Use !close <symbol> [number of shares] to sell some or all of your shares.
If [shares] is omitted, you sell everything you own in that stock.

🚨 Risk Warning
There’s a small insider-trading chance (1-in-50) that can jail you and deduct cash.

🔄 Market Updates
Prices shift every 25 minutes—check back often to buy low and sell high.

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